Wednesday, December 20

there's ketchup and mayo all over my face

Today is one of those days, you know. (Insert forced smile and a chuckle.)

The kind of day when you take an extra half-hour to yourself before you go to work because you can. Then, you're rushed by the time you absolutely have to go and you accidentally leave your Glo Worm-looking, water-resistant vibrator on the sink near the antibacterial Juniper Breeze liquid soap that your older male housemate will assuredly find as soon as he walks into the bathroom when he gets up.

Poor Pete.

I'm just going to tell him that I was cleaning it.

5 comments:

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Kenny said...

DAVID STEFANINI:

The only reason that I published your comment is so that I and my viewers can ridicule.

As I wrote on your comments section, I hate you.

Anonymous said...

Does it really glow? If you put it in your butt, would you be a lightning bug?

Kenny said...

Well, that's what my mom always said.

Besides, I'm not in the mood for this. I forgot to feed the cat this morning.

Anonymous said...

heh heh...your comment on Spamanini was funny.

...horse rubbish...heh...