bringin' it back

A conversation between one of my Facebook friends and I today. CDP and JT, you're going to want to read the whole thing through. Anyone else, feel free to laugh your ass off, like I did.

frappy185 (7:25:31 PM): hiii

watermelonshanty (7:25:58 PM): who dat?

frappy185 (7:26:15 PM): adham from facebook... in ur list

watermelonshanty (7:26:37 PM): oh, hello.

frappy185 (7:26:51 PM): hi

frappy185 (7:26:51 PM): how are ya

watermelonshanty (7:28:04 PM): hot

watermelonshanty (7:28:10 PM): pleasantly so

watermelonshanty (7:28:53 PM): i'm bout to drink some whiskey or something

watermelonshanty (7:28:58 PM): how are you???

frappy185 (7:29:14 PM): am a lil drunk i guess

frappy185 (7:29:18 PM): i was in a party

watermelonshanty (7:29:45 PM): in a party!!@!#

frappy185 (7:29:53 PM): ya

watermelonshanty (7:30:05 PM): what kind of party?

frappy185 (7:30:40 PM): well it was a normal one..dj and drinks...

watermelonshanty (7:30:49 PM): ah

watermelonshanty (7:30:52 PM): it's early yet

watermelonshanty (7:30:57 PM): you start quick on thursdays

frappy185 (7:31:06 PM): lool ya

frappy185 (7:31:41 PM): am kinda horney

watermelonshanty (7:32:24 PM): horny

watermelonshanty (7:32:26 PM): i get it

watermelonshanty (7:32:34 PM): i can't find you in my friend list

watermelonshanty (7:32:48 PM): i won't cyber with someone unless they're a on my facebook friend list

watermelonshanty (7:32:54 PM): i just can't get aroused any other way

watermelonshanty (7:32:56 PM): sorry, dude

frappy185 (7:33:02 PM): so how do u think i got ur aim?

watermelonshanty (7:33:09 PM): idk

watermelonshanty (7:33:17 PM): how do i find you on facebook?

watermelonshanty (7:33:24 PM): i have to make sure you're not ugly

frappy185 (7:33:47 PM): search on Adham (Atari)

watermelonshanty (7:34:17 PM): Yeah, but you're not one of my facebook friends.

watermelonshanty (7:34:23 PM): facebook tells me so

watermelonshanty (7:34:26 PM): facebook knows all

frappy185 (7:35:19 PM): ok ... asu like if u wanna believe it or not but i swear i added u on facebook

frappy185 (7:35:32 PM): and got ur aim from ur profile

watermelonshanty (7:35:38 PM): cool

watermelonshanty (7:35:45 PM): go accept my friend request then

frappy185 (7:35:47 PM): k

frappy185 (7:36:47 PM): i did

frappy185 (7:37:45 PM): /

frappy185 (7:38:37 PM): soo

watermelonshanty (7:39:39 PM): sew what?

frappy185 (7:39:48 PM): u saw my profile

watermelonshanty (7:40:50 PM): oh, yeah

watermelonshanty (7:40:52 PM): i remember you

frappy185 (7:41:06 PM): u see... then i said the truth

watermelonshanty (7:41:17 PM): totally

watermelonshanty (7:41:21 PM): you totally said the truth

watermelonshanty (7:41:53 PM): you have a nice red shirt

frappy185 (7:42:02 PM): urs much nicer

watermelonshanty (7:42:31 PM): it's not really comparable

watermelonshanty (7:42:34 PM): being that it's a dress

frappy185 (7:42:55 PM): so whats ur hobbies?

watermelonshanty (7:43:30 PM): trout fishing, doing stand-up comedy, drinking, drinking heavily, crafting, reading, writing the beginings to stories I'll never finish

watermelonshanty (7:43:32 PM): what about you?

frappy185 (7:44:19 PM): tennis, partying, playing poker... webcamming, chilin with ma friends... graphic design...

watermelonshanty (7:44:38 PM): webcaming?

watermelonshanty (7:44:43 PM): how is that a hobby?

watermelonshanty (7:44:48 PM): do you videoblog?

frappy185 (7:45:02 PM): nope.. i mean cam2cam

frappy185 (7:45:53 PM): so what turns u on?

watermelonshanty (7:46:10 PM): metaphorically?

watermelonshanty (7:46:15 PM): or metaphysically?

watermelonshanty (7:46:18 PM): let's be specific

frappy185 (7:46:30 PM): both

watermelonshanty (7:46:44 PM): ok

watermelonshanty (7:47:01 PM): metaphorically: the moment before a big rain

watermelonshanty (7:47:30 PM): metaphysically: the idea that we are all just compilations of tiny pieces of matter, mushed together, pulsing at a slow vibration

frappy185 (7:47:49 PM): coool

watermelonshanty (7:47:57 PM): lol

watermelonshanty (7:47:58 PM): really cool

watermelonshanty (7:48:03 PM): totally

watermelonshanty (7:48:15 PM): also, communist dance parties

watermelonshanty (7:48:22 PM): and spork nations

watermelonshanty (7:48:27 PM): what do you think of that?

watermelonshanty (7:48:31 PM): are you hard?

frappy185 (7:48:37 PM): yess actually

frappy185 (7:48:39 PM): soo hard

watermelonshanty (7:49:02 PM): because of the cdp?

watermelonshanty (7:49:09 PM): or because of the sn?

frappy185 (7:49:28 PM): sn

watermelonshanty (7:50:08 PM): spork nation?!?!?!

watermelonshanty (7:50:09 PM): totallly

watermelonshanty (7:50:11 PM): me too

watermelonshanty (7:50:17 PM): spork nation makes me hard, too

watermelonshanty (7:50:29 PM): you should see all this

frappy185 (7:50:35 PM): so whats ur fantasy

watermelonshanty (7:50:57 PM): I wanna lick-lick-lick-lick you from your head to your toes

watermelonshanty (7:51:11 PM): I wanna move from the bed, down to , down to the floor

frappy185 (7:51:25 PM): do u have naughty pics for u?

watermelonshanty (7:51:54 PM): I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the dirty birds kick for t'ree
and if you like in the club we can do it
in the DJ booth or in the back of the VIP
whip cream with cherries,n' strawberries on top
lick it don't stop
with the doe lock
don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots or they got to wait till the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thigh then call me the pac man
table top or just give me a lap dance
the rock to the park to the point to the flat land

watermelonshanty (7:52:16 PM): Do I have naughty pictures for me?

watermelonshanty (7:52:20 PM): Yes

frappy185 (7:52:19 PM): yes?

watermelonshanty (7:52:24 PM): For you?

watermelonshanty (7:52:27 PM): Prolly no

watermelonshanty (7:52:30 PM): maybe no

watermelonshanty (7:52:32 PM): not sure

frappy185 (7:52:47 PM): mm what if i send u mine and u send me urs?

watermelonshanty (7:53:13 PM): you can send me yours, but know that I'm gonna put it up on my blog

frappy185 (7:53:38 PM): why?

watermelonshanty (7:53:45 PM): why not?

frappy185 (7:54:09 PM): mm ok but if u will do this.. then show me urs first

watermelonshanty (7:54:38 PM): well, that's a pussy way to do things

watermelonshanty (7:54:39 PM): but ok

watermelonshanty (7:54:44 PM): where should i send it?

watermelonshanty (7:55:01 PM): does it have to be of me, or can i just yoink something off of google image search?

frappy185 (7:55:11 PM): mm send it on frappy185@hotmail.com

frappy185 (7:55:13 PM): of u

watermelonshanty (7:55:29 PM): sure, right, it'll be of me

frappy185 (7:56:17 PM): k

frappy185 (7:57:28 PM): so whats the most kinky thing u ever did?

watermelonshanty (7:59:02 PM): sent
(At this point I had google image searched "girl naughty pic", and this is what I found:

watermelonshanty (7:59:24 PM): Um, one time i had sex with this guy

watermelonshanty (7:59:28 PM): it was CRAZY

watermelonshanty (7:59:42 PM): cause I licked his butt

watermelonshanty (7:59:53 PM): and kind of accidentally tore his asshole out with my teeth

frappy185 (8:00:07 PM): shitt loooool then?

watermelonshanty (8:00:10 PM): what about you?

watermelonshanty (8:00:22 PM): then i had to take him to the er

watermelonshanty (8:00:36 PM): because he was kind of bleeding too much

watermelonshanty (8:00:43 PM): and they gave him a transfusion

watermelonshanty (8:00:46 PM): it was HOT

watermelonshanty (8:00:50 PM): and very kinky

watermelonshanty (8:01:03 PM): it was probably the kinkiest transfusion I've ever caused

frappy185 (8:01:06 PM): loool

frappy185 (8:01:08 PM): its not ur picccc

watermelonshanty (8:01:23 PM): Oh, you wanted one of me?

frappy185 (8:01:29 PM): cmonn

watermelonshanty (8:01:34 PM): You don't like the one I sent you?

frappy185 (8:01:34 PM): ya i want of uuu

frappy185 (8:01:40 PM): noo cuz i want ur picc

watermelonshanty (8:01:46 PM): ok

watermelonshanty (8:01:54 PM): I have this nice pic of me and my mom

watermelonshanty (8:01:58 PM): my mom's cool

watermelonshanty (8:02:00 PM): she's like 55

frappy185 (8:02:02 PM): aha cool

watermelonshanty (8:02:04 PM): with glasses

watermelonshanty (8:02:11 PM): i'll send you that one

frappy185 (8:02:11 PM): ok...

frappy185 (8:02:17 PM): is it naughty one

frappy185 (8:02:22 PM): ?

frappy185 (8:06:17 PM): ?

frappy185 (8:06:56 PM): so whast ur fetish?

watermelonshanty (8:07:41 PM): sub/dom

watermelonshanty (8:07:42 PM): bdsm

watermelonshanty (8:07:43 PM): why?

frappy185 (8:07:53 PM): oh cool.. like meee

frappy185 (8:07:55 PM): the same here

frappy185 (8:10:20 PM): so u r dom or sub

watermelonshanty (8:14:45 PM): sub

watermelonshanty (8:14:51 PM): anyway

watermelonshanty (8:14:57 PM): sorry i just brushed my teeth

watermelonshanty (8:15:02 PM): what time is it there?

frappy185 (8:15:05 PM): 5 am

watermelonshanty (8:15:13 PM): It's like 8:15p here

watermelonshanty (8:15:16 PM): I'm about to go to bed

frappy185 (8:15:25 PM): okkk

frappy185 (8:15:28 PM): soo see ya laterr

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